SH: OK. Is there anything you want me to get?
Me: Maybe some eggs. The sour cream is still good.
SH: You know it's dangerous to send me to Sendik's.
SH: Because I have to walk past the wine section.
Me: If you buy wine, I'm buying a new purse.
SH: That's not the same.
Me: I'm getting that purse I saw in Texas Monthly.
SH: No way! That costs over $500!
Me: You get wine, I get a purse.
SH: Wine doesn't cost that much! That's like buying a BMW! It's like buying a $200 bottle of wine!
Me: You buy wine every week. I buy a few purses a decade. I think it evens out.
SH: You can't get that! It's too expensive!
Me: If I get a new job, I'm getting it.
SH: No way.
Me: Yes way.
SH: OK. But only if you make more money than you make now.