Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Marriage 601, Lecture 124: Saturday is bath day

My works-from-home husband, who no longer thinks seeing me is enough of an occasion to bathe: Did you notice I was already showered when you got home from work today?

Me: Yes.

SH: Don't I get some credit for that?

Me: No.

SH: Why not?

Me: Because you didn't do it for me! You did it because you were planning to meet some people at 4:00 today!

1 comment:

webb said...

Sadly, i think that is an aging male thing. My retired husband thinks he "doesn't do anything" strenuous, or that makes him sweat. [How about living?] I hate having to tell him to go do it. I am not his mother!!!

But, then again, don't want either one of them smelling like funky old men. Tell him to read this comment and watch out. He doesn't want people saying he smells like that!