Me: Let me try that.
Me: That's good!
SH: But not as good as Kopp's Tiramisu custard.
Me: Nope. Ben and Jerry's always tastes a little too sweet for me.
Me: Hey! What are you doing?
SH: Rinsing the spoon.
Me: But you're wasting ice cream.
SH: I'm going to be serving more ice cream.
SH: I'm not putting the spoon you tasted from back in the ice cream container.
Me: Why not?
SH: That's gross!
Me: You and I are the only people who will be eating that ice cream. You kiss me. We share utensils all the time.
SH: I don't put the spoon back in the ice cream container, though.
Me: Guess what? I've been doing it for years.