Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Marriage 601, Lecture 23: What's mine is yours except for spit

Me: Let me try that.

SH: OK.

Me: That's good!

SH: But not as good as Kopp's Tiramisu custard.

Me: Nope. Ben and Jerry's always tastes a little too sweet for me.

Me: Hey! What are you doing?

SH: Rinsing the spoon.

Me: But you're wasting ice cream.

SH: I'm going to be serving more ice cream.

Me: So?

SH: I'm not putting the spoon you tasted from back in the ice cream container.

Me: Why not?

SH: That's gross!

Me: You and I are the only people who will be eating that ice cream. You kiss me. We share utensils all the time.

SH: I don't put the spoon back in the ice cream container, though.

Me: Guess what? I've been doing it for years.

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