Monday, October 21, 2013
Marriage 601, Lecture 763: The proper use of trash bags
SH: Wait! What are you doing?
Me: Getting a trash bag.
SH: For what?
Me: To put stuff in for the Easter Seals pickup.
SH: But that's a Good Trash Bag!
SH: You can't use a Good Garbage Bag for that!
Me: Yes I can.
SH: No! You need to use one of the Bad Garbage Bags.
Me: Then get me one.
SH: OK. They're in the basement.
Me: What's the difference between a Good Trash Bag and a Bad Trash Bag?
SH: The Bad Trash Bags are really cheap.
Me: Then why did you buy them in the first place?
SH: They were probably only a dollar at Menards.
SH: Hey! You have these pillows in a Good Trash Bag!
SH: That's a waste of a Good Trash Bag. I'm going to switch it to a Bad Trash Bag.
Me: You may use your free time as you see fit.
SH: You have to help me.
Me: No I don't. I'm leaving. Wait. First I need to take a photo.
SH: Are you going to blog about this?
SH: See? I give you material.
Me: I'd rather have less drama.
SH: Here's a good line for your blog: Part of being a garbage bag user is knowing when to use the Good Garbage Bags and when to use the Bad Garbage Bags. That's really funny, isn't it? Hey! I just saved us three Good Garbage Bags!