SH: Would you do me a huge favor?
SH: Oh come on. I just want you to iron-
Me: I hate ironing. No.
Me: You owe me.
Me: Because this is a huge favor.
SH: I do things for you all the time!
Me: Like what?
SH: I vacuum. I cut the grass.
Me: Those things are not for me. Those are for us. That's something you do because we live in this house together.
SH: They're for you.
Me: I used to do all those things before I got a job.
SH: But if I vacuum two weeks in a row, it's for you because if I lived alone, I would never clean that much.