Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Marriage 601, Lecture 652: My boy toy

SH: Look! Fritz* sent me a text - it's a photo of the Padron peppers that they grilled tonight.

Me: Let me see. Did you tell him that we finished ours, too?

SH: Yes. I told him I had grilled some trout, too.

Me: What did he say?

SH: Look.

[Shows me his phone. The text from Fritz asks, "Trouser trout?"]

Me: What's trouser trout?

SH: You know.

Me: No I don't.

SH: [Points at the relevant body part]

Me: Oh for pete's sake. How old is he? Twelve?

SH: Sweetie, we're all 12. You're the only one who's not.

* Not his real name but I want to protect the guilty here.

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