Me: My gosh you are being annoying. Would you please stop?
SH: I haven't seen you for two days!
Me: Are you saying you have a lot of annoying built up and it has to get out?
SH: Yes. I'm annoyed at work.
Me: So why don't you take it out on work?
SH: I can't. I have to take it out on you because I am married to you.
Me: That's so great.
SH: I'm sorry for being annoying.
Me: That's a big fat lie. You are not sorry.
SH: Wait! So I apologize for being annoying and that's not enough?
Me: Nope. I want you to actually stop being annoying, not just say you're sorry.
SH: I don't think that's possible.