Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Marriage 601, Lecture 631: SH misunderstands the purpose of a vacation day

SH: Would you peel me an orange?

Me: No!

SH: But you're home.

Me: Yes. I am home.

SH: And it's a weekday!

Me: Yes. I am taking a day off from work.

SH: So you're home.

Me: Yes.

SH: Doesn't that mean you can peel me an orange?

Me: No. It means I am taking a DAY OFF FROM WORK so I can do things I want to do!

SH: Doesn't it mean that you want me to annoy you?

Me: No. It means I want  you to go away. GO AWAY!

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