Friday, December 06, 2013

Marriage 601, Lecture 653: And on the seventh day, God created you to annoy me

SH: Wait. Are you doing laundry tomorrow?

Me: What day is tomorrow?

SH: Saturday.

Me: And don't I always do laundry on Saturday?

SH: You're not going to do it without notice, are you?

Me: How long have we known each other?

SH: Eight years and three weeks.

Me: And have I not done laundry every single Saturday since we've met, except when we were out of town?

SH: Yes.

Me: Does that not count as notice?

SH: No. You have to tell me, "SH, I am doing laundry" so I can decide which clothes need to be washed.

1 comment:

Koala Blue said...

Did he really say "[e]ight years and three weeks"? That's just so SH. And absolutely fabulous.