SH: Wait. Are you doing laundry tomorrow?
Me: What day is tomorrow?
Me: And don't I always do laundry on Saturday?
SH: You're not going to do it without notice, are you?
Me: How long have we known each other?
SH: Eight years and three weeks.
Me: And have I not done laundry every single Saturday since we've met, except when we were out of town?
Me: Does that not count as notice?
SH: No. You have to tell me, "SH, I am doing laundry" so I can decide which clothes need to be washed.