Friday, January 24, 2014

Marriage 601, Lecture 765: And we almost never watch TV

Me: Oh - the remote is broken.

SH: What?! Why didn't you tell me?

Me: I turned the dvd on with the machine.

SH: But you should have interrupted me! This is awful!

Me: No it isn't. We don't watch that much TV.

SH: No! What if we have to buy a new blu-ray player? Or a new remote?

Me: Or what if we just turn on the TV and the machine by hand?

SH: This is horrible! You should have interrupted me!

Me: You mean like if the toilet were overflowing or the car were on fire? Or if the furnace had stopped working? This is that kind of emergency?

SH: Maybe.

Later

SH: You weren't doing it right! You were just happily watching TV! With a broken remote!

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