Friday, January 03, 2014

Marriage 601, Lecture 898: Don't turn your back

Me: Watch it, buddy. Step away from the bellybutton.

SH: Can't I put my finger in it?

Me: Nope. You have 45 years to go.

SH: What if I don't want to wait?

Me: Too bad. And you probably won't live long enough to reach our 50th anniversary.

SH: Why not?

Me: You don't have good genes. Look at your mom and dad. I have great genes.

SH: I could just stick it in now, you know.

Me: I know.

SH: But I don't.

Me: Because you want to convince me to let you do it.

SH: Yep.

Me: Plus if you did that, I would punish you. I would extract revenge.

SH: OK.

Me: I mean it.

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