Monday, March 24, 2014

Marriage 601, Lecture 125: Tie me up

SH: I really like this tie clip.

Me: Uh huh.

SH: Do you like it?

Me: No.

SH: Why not?

Me: I don't like tie clips.

SH: Why not?

Me: I just don't.

SH: Do you prefer a tie pin?

Me: Yes.

SH: But that puts a hole in the tie! And a tie chain lets the tie move too much! The tie clip is perfect.

Me: OK.

SH: Tie clips are better.

Me: Whatever. I don't care. You asked.

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