SH: Wait! What did you do?
SH: The fennel! You cut off the fronds!
Me: Oh. Right.
SH: But you were supposed to leave them on!
Me: Not for grilling.
SH: We like the fronds!
Me: They’re in the trash. Get them out.
SH: It’s too late! You didn’t cut them right!
Me: Oh well.
SH: But why did you do this without telling me?
Me: Why was I supposed to advise you?
SH: Why didn’t you remember how I like the fennel cut?
Me: Because it’s been over a year since we have had fennel.
SH: You can’t remember something from a year ago?
Me: I have a lot of stuff in my head. I can’t keep it all there.
SH: Well you are letting the important things about food go.
Me: You should have reminded me.
SH: You should have remembered.
Me: I am not The Rememberer.