Monday, April 07, 2014

Marriage 601, Lecture 732: Fred and Ginger

Me: Today, this guy at the gym told me I look good in orange.

SH: He was hitting on you!

Me: Yep. I still got it.

SH: I guess you do.

Me: He had already asked if I would be his ballroom dance partner.

SH: But they don't have dance at the Y at lunch.

Me: No. In the evenings. I had told him that my husband hates dancing and won't take classes with me.

SH: Wait. He asked you to be his dance partner at night?

Me: Yes. So? That's how dancing works.

SH: But you can't do that!

Me: Of course I can. You have a nighttime wife. I can have a nighttime husband.