Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Marriage 601, Lecture 875: For worse and worse

SH: You're not doing it right.

Me: What do you mean?

SH: I'm sick. You're supposed to be sympathetic.

Me: I am sympathetic.

SH: You're not acting sympathetic.

Me: What is "acting" sympathetic?

SH: Doing whatever I want.

Me: Which is?

SH: Making me soup.

Me: There is posole in the freezer.

SH: That's not soup! It's all chicken and hominy! It has CHUNKS!

Me: What else?

SH: You're supposed to comfort me, not watch a movie in the basement.

Me: I did pat you  on the head and say "poor bunny" and I sang "soft kitty" to you.

SH: You're not doing it right.

1 comment:

smalltownme said...

Well if you did the poor bunny he shouldn't complain!