SH: Hey! What are you doing?
Me: Making you a caprese salad.
SH: Where did you get those tomatoes?
Me: One is left from the batch you got last week and I bought some more today.
SH: I want mostly this [the older] tomato.
Me: Too bad. That's the one I'm having.
SH: Why do you get it?
Me: Because I am the one who is doing all the work.
That is, I bought the basil and the tomatoes. (SH bought the cheese last week and I was worried it would go bad before we could use it.) I washed the basil and tomatoes. I am slicing the basil, the tomatoes, and the cheese.
SH: But the person who is doing the preparation should sacrifice for the other person.
Me: Your mom told you that the sun shines out of your a** one too many times.