My friend Danette posted this on my wall:
I think Goth Boy wrote to Dear Abby for relationship advice. The 1st letter in today's column is from a 16 year old whose girlfriend is very insecure and he finds it hard to keep her happy for extended periods of time. He signed "Lost in Arizona," to protect his identity and hers, no doubt, but I'm pretty certain it's him. He's crying out for help. It's time for you to step in and offer your wise counsel. What do your other readers think?