Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Marriage 601, Lecture 45: How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

Me: Hey! Someone scraped off the top of this stick of butter!

SH: It might have been me.

Me: But now it's not a full stick of butter! I can't use it for the cookies!

SH: I needed butter for my corn.

Me: There are bits of butter in the fridge!

SH: This is how we did it in my family.

Me: Yeah, well, your family does things wrong.


Joy said...

His family definitely does it wrong.

Michele said...

A stark reminder to make sure your prospective mate wasn't raised by wolves before marrying.

LPC said...

Well, beautiful photo, anyway:).

Epicure68 said...

I thought it was only my husband who did that. Drives me friggin' batty.