Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Marriage 601, Lecture 875: Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Photo: Almost at Madeline Island.

SH: What are you doing?

Me: Eating a bite of cookie.

SH: But you're only eating one bite!

Me: I know. It's only breakfast time. I am not going to eat a whole cookie this early.

SH: But you are eating less than the minimum cookie unit!

Me: What are you talking about?

SH: You should eat cookies in units of at least half a cookie.

Me: You are not the ruler of the cookies.

1 comment:

Gaylin said...

The proper question to ask is "if you are not eating the whole cookie, can I have the rest?"
Boom, problem solved.