Friday, August 29, 2014
Marriage 601, Lecture 123: The clothes probably wouldn't have fit
SH: Wow. You look really hot in that outfit.
[It is the gym pants I wear to ride my bike to work. They are not bike pants - they are regular gym pants with a wide leg. Wide legs do not work well on a bike.]
Me: I know.
SH: So what do the people at work think when they see you?
Me: I don't know. But hey! They are almost all engineers, so they don't make eye contact.
SH: But they still look at your feet.
Me: Oh man. So they see the binder clips attached to my cuffs to hold the pants in. They're probably thinking, "What a dork!"
SH: Nope. They're engineers. They're thinking, "Hmmm. That's a good idea."