Friday, September 05, 2014

Marriage 601, Lecture 873: Madonna complex


SH: I'm going to see Catalina tonight.

Me: Oh, I like her.

SH: Plus she's hot.

Me: Yes, she is. And she's smart. She's the whole package.

SH: She sure is.

Me: I worry more about your hanging out with her than I do about your hanging out with [younger, slimmer, prettier friend].

SH: What? Why?

Me: Because you might have a one-night stand with [younger friend], but you could fall in love with Catalina.

SH: Well, I wouldn't! I wouldn't have an affair with her!

Me: Why not?

SH: I can't have an affair with her! She's married!

Me: So are you!

SH: But how could I have an affair with a married woman?

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