Friday, September 05, 2014
Marriage 601, Lecture 873: Madonna complex
SH: I'm going to see Catalina tonight.
Me: Oh, I like her.
SH: Plus she's hot.
Me: Yes, she is. And she's smart. She's the whole package.
SH: She sure is.
Me: I worry more about your hanging out with her than I do about your hanging out with [younger, slimmer, prettier friend].
SH: What? Why?
Me: Because you might have a one-night stand with [younger friend], but you could fall in love with Catalina.
SH: Well, I wouldn't! I wouldn't have an affair with her!
Me: Why not?
SH: I can't have an affair with her! She's married!
Me: So are you!
SH: But how could I have an affair with a married woman?