SH: Hey! I do things around the house! I vacuumed and I walked to get fish fry so we could use the coupon and I picked up pears!
Me: I know.
SH: So you can't say I don't do things.
Me: I don't. You brought it up.
SH: So if I would quit my job, I would help.
Me: Oh you would do more than help.
Me: The person who does not have the job for money takes care of everything around the house. That's the rule.
SH: Well, everything except stuff the person is opposed to on principle.
Me: What? What do you mean, opposed to on principle?
SH: Windows. I don't do windows.
Me: You cannot have a principled opposition to washing windows.
SH: Yes I can. I don't care if the windows are clean.
Me: Uh huh. That's because you have never seen them really dirty.