Monday, October 20, 2014

Marriage 701, Lecture 12: A belly masher

Me: This dress is too tight, isn't it?

SH: Let me see. Yeah, it pulls a bit across your tummy and your butt.

Me: Man. If it had a decent seam allowance, I could let it out a bit.

SH: Can't you wear one of those things?

Me: What thing?

SH: You know. [Runs his hands down along his side from his waist to his thighs.] Those things.

Me: What?

SH: That sort of mashes all of it in.

Me: Like a girdle?

SH: Yes.

Me: That's never even occurred to me - where does all the fat go? I don't think it would work.

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