Monday, December 22, 2014

Marriage 701, Lecture 76: This is Wisconsin and the winters are long


SH: I got a case of that beer I like.

Me: I thought we were going to slow down on spending money on booze.

SH: I have not bought any wine for over a month!

Me: And the beer?

SH: This is enough beer for the winter.

Me: So you can take back those two growler bottles and get your deposit back?

SH: I might need those. I might as well wait until I get them refilled.

Me: You just said you had enough beer for the winter.

SH: Enough bottled beer. That's not the same as draft.

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