SH: Hey! You missed a chance to criticize me! [for leaving the refrigerator door open]
SH: Don't you want to be part of the Honey family? Don't you want to criticize every time you get a chance?
Me: No! Do you?
Me: Given all that you know about your family, wouldn't you rather not be a part of them?
SH: I don't know.
Me: I wish your mom had had you, but had been married to someone else.
SH: Yeah, but that's not possible.
Me: I know. That's why I wish.