The class factotum speaks
Friday, December 12, 2014
Marriage 701, Lecture 764: Double Indemnity
SH: Look at my thumb. It's cracked! It hurts!
Me: That does look bad.
SH: It hurts! And it's not healing! And it's hard to keep a bandaid here.
Me: Why don't you paint some fingernail polish on it?
Me: I do that all the time. Or I glue the wound.
SH: That's crazy!
Me: No it's not. Ilene [my friend the Bodacious Red-Headed Pediatrician, who, unfortunately, no longer blogs] said it's OK. She said surgeons use superglue. But suit yourself.
Today, via facebook
I have a bandage on my finger (and went to bed with one last night). It is helping, but I hate wearing bandages on my fingers.
Maybe try the nail polish?
You want me to put toxic chemicals inside a cut!
I have glued my cuts before
and used nail polish
and YET I LIVE
You want to poison me.
Maybe you have headaches because you poisoned yourself.
you don't have enough insurance
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