Me: Wow. You really need to get reading glasses.
SH: Yeah, but what do I do with them?
Me: What do you mean?
SH: Where do I put them?
Me: You keep them by your computer.
SH: No. When we go out.
Me: In your pocket.
SH: They won't fit in my pocket!
Me: Then roll them up in your sleeve, like a pack of cigarettes.
SH: I can't do that.
Me: I don't know then. A lanyard?
SH: That would look dumb!
SH: When we go out, you can carry them for me in your purse.
Me: Sure. I guess I need to get a new purse to be able to do that.
SH: No! No new purses!
Me: Then no glasses carrying, I guess.