SH: Hey! Did you have some of my non-pareils?*
SH: Hey! Non-nonpareil eater!
Me: I had two. [out of a two-pound bag]
SH: Do you wonder how I know?
Me: Because I don't close the bag right.
SH: Yes! You don't close the bag the same way I do!
SH: Maybe I shouldn't be wasting my mental energy on things like that?
* Which is the only present his mom sends him that he likes. She sends a bottle of maple syrup every Christmas, even though we live in a place where it is possible to get good local maple syrup. As in, she pays to ship a liquid bottle in glass. SH has given up on trying to talk to her about her gift-giving habits.