Me: Hey! I have a problem with you!
Me: Somebody used the last of the toilet paper and did not put on a new roll, even though I had left a new roll on the counter.
SH: Oh. That was last night.
Me: Yeah. You used it up but then didn't put on the new roll.
SH: It was night!
SH: So it's not the right thing to do.
Me: But it was empty.
SH: No it wasn't. There were two squares left and I used one.
Me: And the other one is glued to the tube!
SH: It was nighttime. I did the right thing.