I just called my boss, whose name is not "SH" but who is an engineer, "SH" because he was being so annoying and engineer like.
Boss: Why doesn't column A show on the screen? What's wrong with the projector?
Me: I don't know but it doesn't matter. We are not looking at column A. Focus on the project name in column B. That's what we need to talk about.
Boss: But why? It wasn't working yesterday, either.
Me: IT DOESN'T MATTER!
Boss: But I want to fix it!
Me: For pete's sake, SH, would you just focus on the big picture here?
Me: Omigosh. I just called you "SH."
Me: You and SH: the two most annoying men in my life
Boss: Do I annoy you?
Me: You know you do!
Boss: All right!!!!!
I posted this story on facebook and every single commenter wanted to know what was in column A.. Every single commenter was also an engineer.