Me: Do you want croutons on your salad?
Me: Do you want green onions?
Me: What about some alfalfa sprouts?
SH: Sure. Just make a salad for me as if you were making it for yourself.
Me: So if I were putting beans on my salad, you would also want beans? I mean, do I really have complete discretion in making your salad? Because you have a lot of food rules.
SH [ ]
Me: Beans? Yes or no? Would you want beans?
SH: Only if they were green beans.
Me: Uh huh. So not navy beans? Not lima beans?
SH: Green beans.
SH: But only if they were the right texture. I don't like raw green beans.
Me: Uh huh.
SH: Those don't taste right. Don't give me any raw green beans.
Me: OK. We are done talking about this now.