Me: What's that on your finger?
Engineer 1: What?
Me: It looks like a tattoo, but I don't have my glasses on - I can't really tell.
E1 [holds left ring finger toward me]: It says, "Cindy."
Me: I see.
E1: It no longer applies.
E2: Why don't you get it removed?
E1: Because it would hurt and it would be expensive and I would still have a scar.
E2: I guess you'd better just find another Cindy, then.
E2: But not a "Cindi" with an "i."