SH: Hey! You're not doing it right!
Me: Now what?
SH: The blinds.
Me: What about the blinds and really this is the first thing you want to talk about after being gone for ten days?
SH: I noticed them when we drove up to the house. When you have the blinds from both windows open
SH: They should be even.
SH: They should be even. At the bottom.
Me: You want perfect symmetry in the blinds?
SH: That's the right way to do it.
Me: Oh good grief.