SH: Are you going to try to lose weight for our class reunion?
Me: Of course.
[Look at inside-out oreo cake from state fair, a bite of which is making its way into my mouth]
Me: Except every time I see myself naked, I think, "I don't look awful" and then I lose motivation.
SH: I think you look fine. As long as you can fit into whatever you want to wear, that's all that matters.