SH: You worry way too much about money.
Me: Which is what people who have never had to worry about money say. You don't worry enough.
SH: We have enough!
Me: No. We don't. We don't have enough to spend freely.
SH: But even if we did, you would not spend freely.
Me: OK. But I would like to know that I could spend freely if I wanted.
SH: What would you even buy?
Me: There is always room for another purse.
SH: You don't need another purse!
Me: Says the man who spends how much money on beer?
SH: That's different.
SH: Because beer is part of my diet.
Me: What?! Beer has no nutritional value!
SH: It has some. And I get some of my calories from beer.*
Me: Oh. Please.
SH: I would be even thinner if I didn't drink beer!
Me: And that argument is supposed to convince me?
* I have never been able to claim that I need some kind of pleasure food for its calories. I never have problems getting enough calories.