Me: So the sandwiches that they have been having at work have been coming undressed.
SH: But there was some kind of dressing with the one you brought home. [I brought home half an Italian sandwich.]
Me: Yes but the sandwich was not dressed. It didn't have mustard or mayonnaise on it.
SH: You don't put mustard and mayonnaise on an Italian sandwich!
Me: You are COMPLETELY MISSING THE POINT.
SH: What do you mena?
Me: The sandwiches don't have condiments on them.
SH: Yes, but they sent a little thing with dressing in it.
Me: It would be a huge pain in the neck to disassemble a sandwich and put the dressing on it at work!
SH: But it came with a knife.
Me: Oh man. You do not get it. Besides, I didn't even see the dressing until after I had eaten half of the sandwich.
SH: How could you miss it? It's right here!
Me: How was I supposed to see it? I didn't know it was there.
SH: But if you go through the box...
Me: Who goes through a complicated [Panera] box before eating? I was hungry.
SH: The first thing I do is look carefully through the box. I don't just grab stuff and start eating.
Me: Whatever. I don't want to talk about this.
SH: Except potato chips. I might eat those first.