SH: Hey! Where's the little serrated knife?
Me: I don't know.
SH: It's GONE!
Me: Where did you leave it?
SH: Me? What do you mean?
Me: Well, I just got home from work and I have not used it, so you must have done something with it today.
SH: No! It's GONE!
Me: Maybe someone broke in and stole it.
SH: That could be.
Me: Or it could be upstairs in your office.
Me: So someone broke in. To steal a small serrated knife.
SH: It is a really good knife.
Me: Uh huh.
Ten minutes later.
SH: Guess what?
SH: I found the knife. It was upstairs in my office.
SH: The intruder must have left it there.