Wednesday, December 09, 2015
Marriage 801, Lecture 235: Fancy
SH: You got fancy soap for the bathroom?
Me: I hate that soap that is there.
SH: But I got some fancy soap.
Me: I know, but it does not have a dispenser.
SH: I was just going to put it in the Softsoap bottle.
Me: I HATE THAT BOTTLE!
SH: But you don't care about things like that! You don't care about appearances! That's why you have white bath towels.
Me: I totally care, which is why I have white bath towels. I want simple and elegant.* I don't want mass market brands.
SH: I didn't know you were a snob!
Me: I am.
* Granted, the new soap is not simple or elegant, but it looks French. French!