Monday, November 30, 2015

Life with an engineer #24,562

Me: Peppers or mushrooms?

SH: We need a vegetable.

Me: I know. Peppers or mushrooms?

SH: Mushrooms are not a vegetable.

Me: Yes they are.

SH: No. They are a fungi.

Me: Oh for pete's sake.

Friday, November 06, 2015

Vacation

Vacation for a few weeks! You guys have a great Thanksgiving. See you after!

Wednesday, November 04, 2015

Marriage 801, Lecture 234: The lilies of the field neither toil nor spin

SH: Hey! You need to keep an eye on these flowers I got for you.

Me: Why?

SH: I looked today and they were almost out of water.

Me: Did you give them more?

SH: Of course! Did you think I would just tell you about it but not do anything?

Me: That's what you do with cat vomit.

SH: Well of course.

Me: What do you mean well of course?

SH: Of course I put in more water for the flowers. That's easy. But cat vomit is disgusting.

Monday, November 02, 2015

Life with an engineer, #542

SH is gone again. This happened.



I can't even.