SH: Remember when we met?
SH: And how I was able to wear my old tuxedo to Patrick and Ilene's wedding because it fit?
SH: I am the same weight now that I was then.
Me: Uh huh.
SH: But my clothes don't fit the same way.
SH: It's like the weight is all moved around. I don't like it.
Me: I know.
SH: I exercise!
Me: Welcome. To. My. World.